30 Funny Answers to “What’s Up?”
– My heart rate. – Nothing much – just staring at life. – The sky. – Everything taller than me. – If you knew, would you bring it down? – The galaxy. – Planets. – Sadly, the price of goods in the market. – My house rent, sadly. – Nothing. What’s down? – I’m sorry, I can’t tell you. – Are they staring at us? – Definitely not your zipper.